Big, Blonde and Beautiful

[Chi Chi Song]

Chelsbot: Welcome to Big Brother Warzone 2, I am your host Chelsbot. Jun Song woulf you please be the first to enter the house.

Jun: Of Course Chelsbot, you are so fabulous.


Hi I am Jun and I am going to rock this shit, I am hear to win.

*First thing Jun notices when the cast enters the house is there is no Kitchen. This puts Jun in a bitchy mood already*

CHELSBOT, Where the FUCK did you put the Kitchen!
I CAN'T WORK MY STRATEGY WITH NO KITCHEN! FUCK YOU SKANK!

*Following this Jun runs around the house and winds up in the bathroom, only to come out two hours later*

Jun: PRESENTING CHI CHI! She is so fabulous.




CHI CHI: HAI, I am so fabulous. Don't you just want ot touch my hair lushous locks of flowing goddesslike hair?

*everyone else gasps*

Natalie: I think the bleach got to her brain.

Chi chi: Fuck you bitch, you will get pwned.

Natalie: Keh keh, me so immature, SEBSTELOUS!, BLOCKED ;D

Chi Chi: K, immature, christian hoe.

Chi Chi: ANNOUNCEMENT! Due to the hosts idiocity we have now declared the bathroom the new ghetto kitchen!!!!!!!

FAT N' FAB!

*So Chi chi has started to work her strategy of cooking and getting to know people. Who will she meet and who will fall victim to her mass amount of hair, find out next time on BIG BROTHER WAR ZONE 2: FAT N' FAB*

[Chi Chi Song]

The Fabulous Chi chi here!

Chi Chi wishes to talk about her competitiors:

April: I haven't got to speak to April in this game, but she is fierce, was an allie in another game. I Don't think she can stay long this time around those because yea, she will help someone later in the list that I can't afford her to help.

Daniele: FIEEEEUS. Bitch has skillz. Definately a potential future ally, <3.

Danielle: Cannon fodder for Chi Chi, isn't very out spoken, very reserved.

Diane: She said she wont let me make her fat, well bitch you will get yours .

Eric: He doesn't speak, its like he is a statue. So freaking boring, I dont think he is going to last overly long.

Howie: Oh Howie. We certainly have had a past, I don't know if I am going to be so eager to work with you but I might have to because Sarah might make me.

Karen: Danieles partner in crime, everyone seems to like him so he is going to make the jury unless daniele/karens relationship gets realized. I will make you very fat, then you can't fit into your skinny jeans and will be forced to wear nothing!

Keesha: She is nice, reserved though. Don't really know what else to say, she could be out early or go a long way.

Lori: UGH, we certainly have had a bad past, I think you will come after me early and will unfortunately have to meet a quick ending. I am however going to feed you and be nice to you so we can hopefully mend our broken past.

Natalie: Bitch is gone, Chi Chi is going to shoot this skank. CHATTALIE LMAO. more like SHATALIE. lawl because she is a big load of poop. Like the size chi chi gets after eating mexican.

Nathan: I want to work with him, he is good friends with Daniele and Lori, so that might posse a problem but I would very much like for us to get along in this game. Definately going to be a fat one.

Parker: FIEUS #2. I don't know how well he is going to do in this game but definately a friend.

Sarah: Bitch is fieus, should have stayed an alias so we wouldnt be spotted working together. Oh well, hope she does well but I she always outlasts me .

Sheila: I think my #1 ally right now, but she might be as big of a target as I am, so I hope things go well and can have shit go our way for once.

Will: Only got to talk to him a little, will probably go a long way due to a vast approaching TIB warfare.


My current bootlist:

1. SHATALIE
2. Diane
3. April
4. Will
5. Eric
6. Howie
7. Lori
8. Danielle
9. Keesha

<3

10. Karen
11. Nathan
12. Parker
13. Daniele
14. Sarah
15. Sheila


FAT N' FAB!

[Chi Chi Song]

Chi Chi now wishes to reflect on her current week and talk about the rest of the upcoming week.

So after meeting the cast the fat n fab Chi Chi decides it was time she play hoh. She tried ever so much to win but alas came up short of being one of the two hoh's and was therefore unable to choose who was in her house. *sad* She did notice too perfect scores though. Shatalie obviously game then to Shanksha. Anyways poor Chi chi was the last one picked for a house and wound up with these people:

Skanksha
Sarah
Parker
Nathan
Lori
Eric
Howie

So the fabulous Chi Chi was like I can't get nominated, and I can't have both Parker and Sarah go up, too fierce to handle. So she worked Skanksha like a dog, thinking Chi chi might get herself backdoored. In the end Lori and Sarah were up.

Lori and Chi Chi have had differences in the past, however we tried to make it work this game, if she elft this week it wasnt because I dislike her its because she didn't try to allign wif me. She is cannonfodder for Chi Chi and Sarah.

Strategy time! Big Fat Sheila and Chi Chi had a meeting about how to fuck over the ugly first head of households. We determined if we saved their two main targets we would officially win at life. Big Sheila would piss off current HOH Shatalie, and I would piss off Skanksha. We both ended up winning the Vetos. Now onto the good part.

Chi Chi decided to celebrate her victory and got booze. She can't hold her liquor so she was drunk very quickly. She proceeded to do the following:

arasfromexile (11:50:35 PM): hey
Lunadarkhawk (11:50:39 PM): haj
arasfromexile (11:50:49 PM): what are you doing
Lunadarkhawk (11:50:53 PM): rinkin <3
Lunadarkhawk (11:56:19 PM): i finks
Lunadarkhawk (11:56:25 PM): have big head.
Lunadarkhawk (12:10:18 AM): BIIIJ fat head
arasfromexile (12:10:52 AM): shut up chi chi
Lunadarkhawk (12:10:55 AM): FAT
Lunadarkhawk (12:11:11 AM): gay immatr kidface shit
Lunadarkhawk (12:11:16 AM):
arasfromexile (12:11:55 AM): omg shut up
arasfromexile (12:12:12 AM): youre gonna get alcohol poisoning.
Lunadarkhawk (12:12:48 AM): i poo no u
Lunadarkhawk (12:12:51 AM): FIECES
Lunadarkhawk (12:24:32 AM): you gay kid
Lunadarkhawk (12:24:42 AM): eat big pen 15
arasfromexile (12:24:43 AM): im not gay youare ^_^
Lunadarkhawk (12:24:53 AM): you like men
Lunadarkhawk (12:24:54 AM): MEWN
Lunadarkhawk (12:24:55 AM): MEN
Lunadarkhawk (12:24:59 AM): EN
Lunadarkhawk (12:25:00 AM): MEN
arasfromexile (12:26:08 AM): you're tyring to get attention.
Lunadarkhawk (12:26:12 AM): no


Yea, she had fun that night. She is going to have more fun today though when she sees both sides of the game implode. Her one big thing is Parker will go on the block to replace Sarah, so I need to secure votes to save her.


So the FAT N' FAB Jun is between a rock and a hard place, will she laugh at Skanksha and Shatalie when she defiles their evil plans of global domination? Find out Next Time on Big Brother Warzone 2: FAT N' FAB edition!

[Chi Chi Song]

Chi Chi Here. Just wanted to come on and talk about the nominee's a little bit.

After saving Sarah, Keesha took it upon herself to make a personal jab at my in instant message.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL! I WASN'T GOING TO BACKDOOR YOU.

Well duh, you can't backdoor me since everyone competes in veto. Listen Skanksha, I like you, alot I think you are cool and everything, but you put my allys up. Therefore I have to fuck over your week as HOH, nothing personal.

Lori: I do like you, its unfortunate that the first week we are here, has to be your last. I really wanted t oget to paly with you more then this, but I just dont think you will stay, if you manage to squeeze out the votes to stay, good on you, but for me I get to connect more with Nathan, if you aren't around. I also think as of right now you would probably target me earlier rather than later. Chi Chi loves you though!

Parker: Parker completes my life. He understands that I made a promsie to Sarah and is okay with that. He told me just to make sure I had the votes for him to stay and I believe I do. He is one of my 3 or 4 closest allies in this game and potentially higher depending on how this game works out. I need for him to stay at this point.

This game is going to be so hard for me being that I have such close friends in this game. Daniele, Sheila, Sarah, Parker. If it gets down to a final 5 with them and me, its going to be an ugly ending and I might be losing friends. I really don't want that to happen as they transend any of these games.

Anyways!

FAT N' FAB