Episode 1

[Sheila Kennedy]

Fuck this cast.

[Sheila Kennedy]

*puts on war gear and prepares to enter the house*



We're not even to the first HOH and I already wanna take a gun to some of these cast members and blow their head off.

I mean, APRIL!?!?! FOR REAL?!?! I hate her so so so so so so so so so soooooooo much. We have such a big rivalry that I'm totally fed up with and UGH I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH HER!!!! I will bet $100 that she will approach me and be like "I know we didn't get along in the past 20 games but we should really work together this time" and then normally I'd be like "YEAH!" and then get voted out first because he'd just stab me in the back. WELL NOT THIS TIME PAL! THIS TIME I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP THAT I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS AND AIN'T WORKIN WITH YOU! Then I'll at least feel better about myself when he gets me out first again. So yeah, fuck her.

Then there's Karen. I'm surprised she even signed up for a game call WARzone. She's more of the type to prefer a game called BIG BROTHER: CUDDLEZONE where everyone can just tell each other how much they love each other or whatever, and sing retarded songs if anyone tries to bring up any drama. I swear to god, if she complains about any "unnecessary" drama or anything, I'm gonna rip her head off.

Howie is a prick and hates me, so he can die.

Natalie is just...ugh. She told like 300 people to apply to try and make 300 pre-game alliances but everyone knows how full of shit she is, yet I bet she's bragging in her confessional how smart she is and how safe she is. Whatever. The most obnoxious thing so far was like him saying how smart he was for figuring out who Buffy was when she was going to try and play as an alias...I'm like um ok if you were really cool then you wouldn't had to have figured it out because Buffy would have just told you herself like she did to me and Dustin. Yeah. And what really annoys me is I'm 40% positive that he didn't even like Natalie until I played as her and talked about how amazing she was, and now he's obsessed. Whatever. He will never be able to pull of her sluttyness even if his life depended on it.

All the aliases can go die too, whoever they are.

Nathan can go jump off a cliff if he's going to be boring to me like he usually is, but for now I shall try and tolerate him.

Daniele I like, but she's obviously with Karen, which will be a problem. So meh.

Sarah I love, but I would have preferred that she remained as an alias because now I will automatically be grouped with her.

Lori I also love but I haven't played with her in awhile and the last time I did, she loved April, which is a huge no-no if anyone wants to allign with me, sooooooooo I would hope she wouldn't come after me right away but she's definitely not in anything long term as long as April is around.

Jun/Chi Chi I have apparently promised F2 with? I can't really remember. She will definitely get on my nerves in this game, it's inevitable, but I will try and tolerate her for as long as possible. I don't believe she'd take me to the F2, she'd take Sarah instead. She wants an alliance of me/her/Sarah, which I also want, but she also wants Parker and I'm sorta iffy on that. I don't know Parker though so I dunno. Apparently he hates April?

I have no idea who didn't talk about but if I didn't talk about them, then they're obviously not important. But from what I can tell, there are already like 100 assumed pre-game alliances going on, and it's just one giant clusterfuck. *tries to figure it out*


Anyways, enough about the cast. So I followed season one closely. Obviously. (PREPARING FOR SOMETHING?) And so I knew about the secret basement and what not and someone could get access and a clue to it if they won a challenge and blah blah blah. So I was wondering if there is some SUPER SECRET BOARD that's hidden in this game. So I went to the season 1 board, saw that the secret basement board was titled "secret" in the url or whatever, then came back to this one, tried putting the same word in in the url, and there is indeed some secret board that does exist, but I don't have access to yet. I'm assuming like last season, the people that win challenges will get access, but unlike last season I'm guessing we're not going to openly know that there is a secret board. So I guess I'll just keep this to myself now and hopefully win a challenge soon (preferably the HOH tomorrow) to see if I'm right about this.

[Sheila Kennedy]

So for some reason, I feel like I got totally fucked over in that Pick'em. I hate Natalie so much.

First off, I just plain hate challenges like that because I am sooooooooo bad. But at least it was the first challenge so it's out of the way. Chi Chi and I worked together yet we still missed like 12 differences. Ugh.

So of course Natalie and her BFF alias from some retarded site like URTV or some other mini freak win HOH. I immediately suspected that they worked together on it. I asked Natalie if he knew people like Keesha and Diane and he would just say stuff like IDK. So the pick'em comes and I see that Keesha and Natalie obviously know each other by the way they're interacting so I've just been basically shoving it down people's throats that Natalie/Keesha are BFFs and helped each other on the challenge. Anyways, I begged Natalie to pick me first because I hadn't talked to Keesha yet (nor will I ever) and so she did. Then she picks Diane, who she apparently doesn't know, yeah right. Then April, who she knows I hate. Then other people that I don't know/hate. She totally set it up so that I'm basically forced to be with her, and I am NOT liking that. Not to mention she picked all the weak ass people too. She is a dumb fucking bitch that thinks she's safe, but not if I can help it. I want her ass out more than I want April's ass out. Speaking of April:

GoinDwnInFlames8 (5:24:57 PM): So do you dislike me? Natalie asked me the other day why does Jamison dislike you so much; so it gave me the impression that you were saying something bad about me or something.
Jamison7538 (5:25:52 PM): yup
GoinDwnInFlames8 (5:26:20 PM): Why? From Rob's game?
Jamison7538 (5:26:27 PM): from every game

WHAT KIND OF RETARDED QUESTION IS THAT!?!?! OF COURSE I FUCKING HATE YOU! I'm not talking to him anymore.

So anyways, I was super pissed that I was separated from Lori, Jun, Sarah, and Nathan. I thought I'd at least be with one of them, but NOPE! Fuck Natalie.

The noms came in and Karen and Daniele were nominated, which I knew was going to happen. I'm not too upset since I think they need to be split up, but at the same time, I think they'd help get Natalie out, plus they'll always have the targets on themselves for being a couple. Oh well, I think one of them is definitely leaving this week.

As for the other side, I suspected that Natalie would just control Keesha's noms and get her to put up my lovers Chi Chi and Sarah, but instead Lori went up which was a huge WTF?! I'm not really happy about it. It looks like two people that I wanted to work with will probably leave this week, which is just going to make Natalie and Keesha even more cocky and think they have all the power. I want their asses out so bad.

I want to win this damn veto and maybe take Daniele off.

[Sheila Kennedy]

Sheila <3

[Sheila Kennedy]

YAY VETO!!

So I really wanted myself and Jun to win, so she could take Sarah off the block. So we worked together....well, sorta. I did everything. I told him to answer the trivia, just to give him something to do while I looked for all the names so he'd get out of my hair, but that backfired.

Lunadarkhawk (8:19:24 PM): whats 24
Lunadarkhawk (8:19:25 PM): and im done
Jamison7538 (8:19:34 PM): natalie
Lunadarkhawk (8:19:51 PM): whats 23 then
Jamison7538 (8:19:57 PM): amber
Lunadarkhawk (8:19:59 PM): kk
Lunadarkhawk (8:20:00 PM): im done
Jamison7538 (8:20:03 PM): k look for names
Lunadarkhawk (8:20:11 PM): what is 27
Jamison7538 (8:20:21 PM): memphis
Lunadarkhawk (8:20:22 PM): k

So eventually I found all the names, so I sent the letters to Jun.

Jamison7538 (8:42:31 PM): A S T E D W T R B N A E L I E H L T
Lunadarkhawk (8:42:36 PM): thats it?
Jamison7538 (8:42:52 PM): unscramble
Jamison7538 (8:43:48 PM): i suck at this
Lunadarkhawk (8:44:12 PM): are all those the letter
Jamison7538 (8:44:17 PM): YES
Lunadarkhawk (8:44:19 PM): did count to make sure it was =?
Jamison7538 (8:44:23 PM): yes!

OMG UGH!!!!

Jamison7538 (8:49:03 PM): draw the battle lines
Jamison7538 (8:49:05 PM): thats it
Lunadarkhawk (8:49:08 PM): k
Lunadarkhawk (8:49:14 PM): how do you know
Jamison7538 (8:49:20 PM): I GOT IN
Lunadarkhawk (8:49:30 PM): LINK ME
Jamison7538 (8:49:37 PM): no im working
Lunadarkhawk (8:49:50 PM): where is this box

At this point I was just so annoyed, I wasn't even going to help him with the puzzle because he did absolutely nothing except be a pain in the ass. So I did the puzzle and let Dustin do it on his own...well at least I tried to, but he was too much of an idiot and had no clue what to do.

Lunadarkhawk (8:59:22 PM): i cant get it
Lunadarkhawk (8:59:24 PM): T_T
Jamison7538 (8:59:32 PM): you cant get the puzzle?
Lunadarkhawk (8:59:39 PM): yea
Jamison7538 (8:59:46 PM): its the veto symbol
Lunadarkhawk (9:00:05 PM): did you get it?
Jamison7538 (9:00:10 PM): yes
Jamison7538 (9:00:13 PM): ill tell you which ones to use
Lunadarkhawk (9:00:14 PM): send it to me now
Lunadarkhawk (9:00:15 PM): ...
Jamison7538 (9:00:20 PM): omg just do it yourself
Lunadarkhawk (9:00:22 PM): ill copy it and make save it
Jamison7538 (9:00:39 PM): ill just tell you which ones to use

So then I had to tell him piece by piece where each thing went. WHY THE HELL AM I ALLIGNED WITH HIM!?!?!?! Good lord.

So anyways, I have the veto. TAKE THAT NATALIE YOU COCKY ASS SON OF A BITCH!!! I'm so tempted to just use it on Daniele. Mainly because I'm paranoid that she'll leave because Natalie knows I don't like Karen so he can just get his minions to keep her to force me to be with her even more. And because I'm just so turned off by Natalie, that I want to just try and screw her as much as possible. If Natalie puts up Danielle, then I'm hoping Daniele and I can get Will on our side, since Sarah said he's trustworthy and has "heard stuff" about Natalie so he'd be willing to try and go against her. Then we'd have the numbers in our house. But if she puts up Will then ew, I don't know what to do besides like trying to sway Danielle but I dont even know her lame ass. So we'll see. But if I use the veto, Natalie will be in for one hell of a surprise.

[Sheila Kennedy]

This is all just TOO PERFECT! I think.

I knew the best chance of keeping both Karen and Daniele in this game, would be to try and sway Will to my side. So I talked with him a bit last night.


JDeanUT: I feel a bit weird because I don't know anyone in our house. I would love to get into an alliace if you're down with that
Jamison7538: Yeah I was hoping we could work something out
Jamison7538: I know Natalie is close with a couple people like April and Diane I think
Jamison7538: so I was getting scared that I was going to be on the outs
JDeanUT: I feel the same way
JDeanUT: can we get anyone else in the house on our side?
JDeanUT: we may just have to win HOH and take one of them out next week...
Jamison7538: yeah
Jamison7538: I think Karen and Daniele would join us
Jamison7538: whichever one of them survives
JDeanUT: yeah, I think so too.
JDeanUT: are you going to use the veto?
Jamison7538: I was possibly thinking of it
JDeanUT: on who?
Jamison7538: Daniele
Jamison7538: Ideally, I would hope that both of the nominees would stay this week, and both of them could join us and then we'd have the numbers
JDeanUT: so Natalie would put up either Danielle or me
Jamison7538: right
JDeanUT: I know
Jamison7538: so if Natalie does put you up though, I'd just vote Karen out, and I know April and Diane would as well, since Natalie is desperate to get either Karen or Daniele out this week
JDeanUT: ok
JDeanUT: as long as I don't get evicted, I don't mind
Jamison7538: are you sure?
JDeanUT: well of course I'd rather not go up at all, but I won't be mad if you use veto
Jamison7538: ok, I think you're 100% safe this week no matter what happens
JDeanUT: yeah, that's fine then
Jamison7538: I dont see how Karen would stay if you went up against her
JDeanUT: as long as you'll vote to keep me
Jamison7538: I promise I will
JDeanUT: ok, thanks
JDeanUT: then totally use veto
JDeanUT: cause it will garner favor for Daniele
JDeanUT: she'll be more willing to work with us
Jamison7538: ok, yeah I agree

So he seemed down with an alliance and with me vetoing Daniele and bringing her in. But then when I woke up this morning, Natalie started talking to me and out of nowhere she lashed out and knew I was vetoing Daniele. He said Daniele told her but why the hell would she do that? I asked Daniele and she said no, so then I started thinking that maybe Will told Natalie since he was worried about going on the block, and if he gave her a bit of information, he'd feel safe. I hope if that's the case, then the sole reason he was doing it was to stay off the block. I'm so paranoid about him right now. I want him to come with us to try and turn this house around.

I told Natalie that the reason I vetoed Daniele was to make sure that Karen was the one that would leave this week, but that is so not the case lol. I swore to him on my life that I would vote Karen out, but if Will votes Danielle out, then I'm going to too, and then we'll have the majority in this bitch. And the tables will be turned on Natalie. *crosses fingers*

[Sheila Kennedy]

OK Will can go fuck himself for fucking up my entire plan. The whole point of saving Daniele was to try and keep both Daniele and Karen around, and what does he go and do?? He votes out Karen. He is a shady motherfucking piece of shit and his ass is mine.

KNOW THAT!

[Sheila Kennedy]

WILL HATE! I'm still fuming over his stupidity.

If he kept Karen, he'd be in a four person alliance, we'd have the numbers, and Karen/Daniele would always be the prime targets because of their obvious relationship. He is such a fucking dumbass. Even though he's still in the best position in the house because both sides need him. Screw him.

So I got on and was about to vote Karen out, when Chi Chi messaged me and said that Karen said that April told Karen that April was going to keep her apparently. I don't really buy it since I always though April and Natalie were sorta close. Natalie did after all tell April to apply and she told April that I talk shit about her, which she should have known anyway but apparently she's too much of a delusional bitch. So whatever.

Karen said there's a chance that April kept her, so I'm just going to go ahead and keep Karen. If April did come through then YAY, if not, I'm going to need someone to blame my mystery vote on. Hm.

<3 proboards and being able to edit spelling mistakes. Fuck TIB.

[Sheila Kennedy]

I need to make a fake vote. -_- I hate this house. Full of retards.