Post by Natalie Cunial on May 7, 2009 17:35:06 GMT -5
Oh my god, I did not want to post anything, but I guess I should? It's my birthday today and I will not want to be typing something up when it's my birthday which essentially is kind of the best day on the whole Earth, well I like Christmas too. So anyways congratulations of making it to the final two, and usually people here would say "what 14 others couldn't do" but the truth is I could have made final two, it's just because we have pussies in this game that can't man up to who they're voting, oop!
*Stares at Sarah, and Nathan* Ew, I just wanna bash you two all day everyday!
Anyways, I think I fucking did so amazing in this game *time to brag, and make this the Natalie show* K, so anyways in the early on weeks as you all know I was controlling some people's moves, and I'm not going to say everyone's like Jun (Dustin) would because I don't want to live my life lying to myself so much I become either delusional like him or a pathological liar. I was so amazing, and I know I'm getting a *PASS* to allstars, unlike some people in the jury who like sucked so bad in this game it was pathetic to watch! Like watching Dustin try and yell at Chelsbot because he didn't get his ways! OH MY GOD <333333, and then the host owning him, I loved it! Parker, you're too much of a nice guy to lie in this game well you said yourself kinda, and you kinda suck because of it. Daniele, you were so worthless and you suck. Diane <333, you didn't play that hard but you're like one of my favorites for sure. Will you're cool, but you shouldn't have been so delirious in the early stages in the game. Sarah, you were such an emotional wreck and kinda KILLED your own game, but you have to deal with it not me . I got 5th place just like the GODDESS SLUTTY TRASHY AMAZING WHORE NATALIE IS <333333333. The jury sucks, and I feel bad for the host having to choose some people for allstars because when you look back on this game you'll only remember like two people the people who aren't scared to be a fucking asshole and bitch to people they don't like "NATALIE & SHEILA" oh by the way the picture Sheila posted with us both is HAWT!
Now lets talk about the final two, oh this is going to be fun!
Nathan: I came into this game asking you to apply because I played with you like one time and it was so long ago so I thought it'd be fun to play together, it was okay sometimes but you're pretty much overrated! Like the first week you were cool only because Keesha (my partner in crime) had Head of Household at that time and she was obsessed with you. We all get on skype and you seem fairly quiet, I knew you were doing something, taking down notes getting information etc. so I basically told Keesha we needed to limit what we said because I knew you'd go tell everyone how close we were if they were dumb enough to not realize how close we were because of the Head of Household scores. You then tried to get me out and let me just tell you. . . you thought it worked but it didn't <3, I laughed so fucking hard you thought I was leaving and then I secured two votes to stay & kept it quiet because I didn't want you to use your power and I ended up staying. It was so perfect because I was at the bottom of the totem pole and everyone else was mad at Sarah & Howie for keeping me. That was perfect because I thought I may have a chance to be saved over those two if you were to win HoH, you won another HoH and clearly decided to put me up with Sarah since you thought Howie would suck at veto, OH GOD you're such a fucking hater! You then put me up and then you help me with veto? Uh, you're seriously either fucking stupid, or you clearly are more confused than a lesbian sucking cock! Like your motives changed every second it was so funny to watch maybe that alcohol or drugs finally got through your system but hey I didn't care it got me veto. So then Howie goes up and then Howie & Sarah invite me to a chat and cuss me out <3 on how much of a liar I am and how horrible of a person I am, and I kinda just laughed in their face and said YOU GOT PLAYED AND I'M SELFISH <33, so you helped me piss them off thanks! Then you started to get close with Buffy and you didn't think I knew at first but then sometime you told me you could tell I was catching on. . . um duh the Big Brother Rewind clearly clarified that you two were up each other's ass, and were going to do anything to get me out so in final five I was trying so hard to win veto so I could get you out, but Sarah won *THROWS UP* and then you tell me you're keeping me and lie, such a pussy! Okay, after all that ranting I do want to say I do like you overall I just get heated and know I can separate game from the personal sides of all this shit, so we can still be friends if you'd like. So good job on playing Sarah & a few other people, and you truly did play a good game maybe next time grow some balls and yell at the people you don't like and shit it's a lot better that way and you aren't labeled as someone who is too scared to do shit in a game, but overall good job. OH AND ME HAVING KEESHA GET OUT LORI <33333.
Sheila: You're one shady ass bitch, a mean bitch, a disgusting bitch *flashes back to BBAS2* OH WAIT! This isn't that game. So anyways, I felt we were close the first few weeks but once you vetoed Daniele and said it was for Karen to for sure leave the game. . . I was like FUCK YOU! I knew you weren't just trying to save Karen & I could tell you were close and you obviously had a deal with her so I was annoyed as fuck. Then I switched you to the other side because Keesha was sending Sarah & I couldn't let you guys be with each other, and then you started to try and get me out by lying to me and saying I would be HoH and then when I went to sleep you give it to Jun, I could tell it was going to happen, you wouldn't hit her! I also had Will keep hitting her but his weapon was so weak he couldn't kill her. Then Jun wins and guess what? I'm nominated, thanks you bitch. You guys then think I'm going home and it's fucking hilarious because I wasn't going to go out fighting, I get the votes and I keep them quiet and next thing you KNOW I STAY!! The reactions in the chat was amazing. And you & I were arguing and bitching at each other the whole time.
*FLASHBACKS!*
bbwarzone: By a vote...
bbwarzone: of 2-1...
arasfromexile: *shocking smiley*
bbwarzone: Natalie...
bbwarzone: you are safe. Eric, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.
lunadarkhawk: ugh
arasfromexile: hahahehehahaho. dustin do you own me now?
lunadarkhawk: i knew people would turn shit on me
phocqr:
Oh and then! Just to rub it in to Nathan, since he obviously wanted me out. . . I messaged him!
arasfromexile: and you thought id beee soo easy to get out
evdogg87: lol good job
arasfromexile: on?
evdogg87: surviving
I thought it was hilarious you thought I'd just leave without fighting fuck that shit! Then I threw Sarah & Howie under the bus after they saved me so I could save myself and it worked, I play selfish and people should know that. But it was truly the best move I could make and I was not chancing a power being used to get me out! Fuck that. Then you and I's relationship started to grow as we started to get along but it still was kind of weird and I knew you were close with Sarah & Nathan and I sometimes just wanted to tell you to "FUCK OFF!" and I know we fought sometimes but it was fun. I'm glad you would of kept me in a tie but you let me get put up because of some box or maybe you always wanted me up? Anyways, you played well and I'm done bashing so good game.
Now onto the questions.
NATHAN:
1. Were you lying to me most of the game? I thought it was funny how you thought you were better than me, but shockingly we did have a few good conversations.
2. What do you think of me as a person?
3. Since you love alcohol & sometimes drugs , please compare me with an alcoholic beverage and a drug & tell me why you picked that.
SHEILA:
1. Is the friendship we have built fake?
2. If you had to replace the final two right now and replace it with two people on the jury who would it be and why?
BOTH:
1. I'm going to steal someone's question from last season, if you could either choose to continue our friendship or receive my vote what would you choose, and why?
2. Please tell me for each person how you feel about the way they play, and them as a person, so you would say "I [WORD HERE] as a player because. . . and I [WORD HERE] as a person because. . . so something in that format.
Good luck , love NAT SLUT! I need to get going it's MY BIRTHDAY!!!
*Stares at Sarah, and Nathan* Ew, I just wanna bash you two all day everyday!
Anyways, I think I fucking did so amazing in this game *time to brag, and make this the Natalie show* K, so anyways in the early on weeks as you all know I was controlling some people's moves, and I'm not going to say everyone's like Jun (Dustin) would because I don't want to live my life lying to myself so much I become either delusional like him or a pathological liar. I was so amazing, and I know I'm getting a *PASS* to allstars, unlike some people in the jury who like sucked so bad in this game it was pathetic to watch! Like watching Dustin try and yell at Chelsbot because he didn't get his ways! OH MY GOD <333333, and then the host owning him, I loved it! Parker, you're too much of a nice guy to lie in this game well you said yourself kinda, and you kinda suck because of it. Daniele, you were so worthless and you suck. Diane <333, you didn't play that hard but you're like one of my favorites for sure. Will you're cool, but you shouldn't have been so delirious in the early stages in the game. Sarah, you were such an emotional wreck and kinda KILLED your own game, but you have to deal with it not me . I got 5th place just like the GODDESS SLUTTY TRASHY AMAZING WHORE NATALIE IS <333333333. The jury sucks, and I feel bad for the host having to choose some people for allstars because when you look back on this game you'll only remember like two people the people who aren't scared to be a fucking asshole and bitch to people they don't like "NATALIE & SHEILA" oh by the way the picture Sheila posted with us both is HAWT!
Now lets talk about the final two, oh this is going to be fun!
Nathan: I came into this game asking you to apply because I played with you like one time and it was so long ago so I thought it'd be fun to play together, it was okay sometimes but you're pretty much overrated! Like the first week you were cool only because Keesha (my partner in crime) had Head of Household at that time and she was obsessed with you. We all get on skype and you seem fairly quiet, I knew you were doing something, taking down notes getting information etc. so I basically told Keesha we needed to limit what we said because I knew you'd go tell everyone how close we were if they were dumb enough to not realize how close we were because of the Head of Household scores. You then tried to get me out and let me just tell you. . . you thought it worked but it didn't <3, I laughed so fucking hard you thought I was leaving and then I secured two votes to stay & kept it quiet because I didn't want you to use your power and I ended up staying. It was so perfect because I was at the bottom of the totem pole and everyone else was mad at Sarah & Howie for keeping me. That was perfect because I thought I may have a chance to be saved over those two if you were to win HoH, you won another HoH and clearly decided to put me up with Sarah since you thought Howie would suck at veto, OH GOD you're such a fucking hater! You then put me up and then you help me with veto? Uh, you're seriously either fucking stupid, or you clearly are more confused than a lesbian sucking cock! Like your motives changed every second it was so funny to watch maybe that alcohol or drugs finally got through your system but hey I didn't care it got me veto. So then Howie goes up and then Howie & Sarah invite me to a chat and cuss me out <3 on how much of a liar I am and how horrible of a person I am, and I kinda just laughed in their face and said YOU GOT PLAYED AND I'M SELFISH <33, so you helped me piss them off thanks! Then you started to get close with Buffy and you didn't think I knew at first but then sometime you told me you could tell I was catching on. . . um duh the Big Brother Rewind clearly clarified that you two were up each other's ass, and were going to do anything to get me out so in final five I was trying so hard to win veto so I could get you out, but Sarah won *THROWS UP* and then you tell me you're keeping me and lie, such a pussy! Okay, after all that ranting I do want to say I do like you overall I just get heated and know I can separate game from the personal sides of all this shit, so we can still be friends if you'd like. So good job on playing Sarah & a few other people, and you truly did play a good game maybe next time grow some balls and yell at the people you don't like and shit it's a lot better that way and you aren't labeled as someone who is too scared to do shit in a game, but overall good job. OH AND ME HAVING KEESHA GET OUT LORI <33333.
Sheila: You're one shady ass bitch, a mean bitch, a disgusting bitch *flashes back to BBAS2* OH WAIT! This isn't that game. So anyways, I felt we were close the first few weeks but once you vetoed Daniele and said it was for Karen to for sure leave the game. . . I was like FUCK YOU! I knew you weren't just trying to save Karen & I could tell you were close and you obviously had a deal with her so I was annoyed as fuck. Then I switched you to the other side because Keesha was sending Sarah & I couldn't let you guys be with each other, and then you started to try and get me out by lying to me and saying I would be HoH and then when I went to sleep you give it to Jun, I could tell it was going to happen, you wouldn't hit her! I also had Will keep hitting her but his weapon was so weak he couldn't kill her. Then Jun wins and guess what? I'm nominated, thanks you bitch. You guys then think I'm going home and it's fucking hilarious because I wasn't going to go out fighting, I get the votes and I keep them quiet and next thing you KNOW I STAY!! The reactions in the chat was amazing. And you & I were arguing and bitching at each other the whole time.
*FLASHBACKS!*
bbwarzone: By a vote...
bbwarzone: of 2-1...
arasfromexile: *shocking smiley*
bbwarzone: Natalie...
bbwarzone: you are safe. Eric, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.
lunadarkhawk: ugh
arasfromexile: hahahehehahaho. dustin do you own me now?
lunadarkhawk: i knew people would turn shit on me
phocqr:
Oh and then! Just to rub it in to Nathan, since he obviously wanted me out. . . I messaged him!
arasfromexile: and you thought id beee soo easy to get out
evdogg87: lol good job
arasfromexile: on?
evdogg87: surviving
I thought it was hilarious you thought I'd just leave without fighting fuck that shit! Then I threw Sarah & Howie under the bus after they saved me so I could save myself and it worked, I play selfish and people should know that. But it was truly the best move I could make and I was not chancing a power being used to get me out! Fuck that. Then you and I's relationship started to grow as we started to get along but it still was kind of weird and I knew you were close with Sarah & Nathan and I sometimes just wanted to tell you to "FUCK OFF!" and I know we fought sometimes but it was fun. I'm glad you would of kept me in a tie but you let me get put up because of some box or maybe you always wanted me up? Anyways, you played well and I'm done bashing so good game.
Now onto the questions.
NATHAN:
1. Were you lying to me most of the game? I thought it was funny how you thought you were better than me, but shockingly we did have a few good conversations.
2. What do you think of me as a person?
3. Since you love alcohol & sometimes drugs , please compare me with an alcoholic beverage and a drug & tell me why you picked that.
SHEILA:
1. Is the friendship we have built fake?
2. If you had to replace the final two right now and replace it with two people on the jury who would it be and why?
BOTH:
1. I'm going to steal someone's question from last season, if you could either choose to continue our friendship or receive my vote what would you choose, and why?
2. Please tell me for each person how you feel about the way they play, and them as a person, so you would say "I [WORD HERE] as a player because. . . and I [WORD HERE] as a person because. . . so something in that format.
Good luck , love NAT SLUT! I need to get going it's MY BIRTHDAY!!!